Tommorow's Christmas! What do you want for Christmas? Oh, and just for fun, here's a little song I invented:

Headless Man Crossing the Road!

He put his head in sleeping mode.

His guard is a lion, his doorman’s a toad!

But......Headless Man Crossing the Road!

Headless Man Crossing the Road!

He owns a truck with lots to load.

All the road signs are in code!

But......Headless Man Crossing the Road!

Headless Man Crossing the Road!

Ten lanes of traffic, a long way to go!

A car to drive, a boat to row.

But......Headless Man Crossing the Road!

Headless Man Crossing the Road!

Look at the pile he went and lassoed!

Down his neck the river flowed,

But......Headless Man Crossing the Road!

Headless Man Crossing the Road!

Glance at the lot he came and swallowed!

A goat, a tree, and an egg that glowed,

But......Headless Man Crossing the Road!

 How many laughs did you have? Yeah, it's funny! It's based on rhymes, not common sense. ;)

-Poohret